Thursday, October 22, 2015

The Top 500 Greatest Songs of the Rock Era

A decade ago, Rolling Stone magazine published a list of the 500 Greatest Songs of the Rock Era. I was eager to read the article to see which songs Rolling Stone deemed the 500 greatest. I was disappointed, though, to discover that many songs on their Top 500 list were not only not great, but not even good songs. At that time, my brother and I decided to create our own 500 Greatest Songs of the Rock Era and compare it to Rolling Stone’s list. After a decade of compiling the data on almost 6,000 songs, we finally have our list.

Someone might ask, "How do you determine what makes a song great?" I would argue that there are some qualities--some objective and some subjective--that quickly became apparent: the joy you get listening to the song, standing the test of time, it's popularity in the culture, sales success, and peer recognition. Some of these objective qualities can be measured by assigning a score for sales volume or chart success, but it is certainly in the subjective part of creating a list like this that is the fun of doing it. We think this Top 500 list combines objective and subjective criteria in a way that results in a list that is much more interesting and includes much better music than Rolling Stone's list.

Without further analysis, here is our 500 Greatest Songs of the Rock Era:

Song Rank Song Title Artist
500 Pick Up the Pieces Average White Band
499 Tupelo Honey Van Morrison
498 Thorn in My Side Eurythmics
497 Machinehead Bush
496 Boulder to Birmingham Emmylou Harris
495 Bringin' on the Heartbreak/Switch 625 Def Leppard
494 Silver Springs Fleetwood Mac
493 Seconds U2
492 Pure Lightning Seeds
491 Quiet Little Voices We Were Promised Jetpacks
490 Hey Joe Jimi Hendrix
489 She's Gone Hall and Oates
488 Just Like Honey Jesus and Mary Chain
487 Hey Man, Nice Shot Filter
486 Awful Hole
485 Cannonball The Breeders
484 Babylon David Gray
483 Simple Kind of Life No Doubt
482 No One Knows Queens of the Stone Age
481 Help! The Beatles
480 Positively 4th Street Bob Dylan
479 Take Me Home Country Roads John Denver
478 Ring of Fire Johnny Cash
477 Need You Tonight/Mediate INXS
476 Heart of Glass Blondie
475 Fame David Bowie
474 Downtown Petula Clark
473 Sister Golden Hair America
472 Walk Like an Egyptian The Bangles
471 Midnight Rider The Allman Brothers Band
470 The River Joni Mitchell
469 Somebody's Baby Jackson Browne
468 The Wedding Song (There Is Love) Noel Paul Stookey
467 The Air That I Breathe The Hollies
466 Can't Be Sure The Sundays
465 The Bucket Kings of Leon
464 Run Snow Patrol
463 (We're Gonna Rock) Around the Clock Bill Haley and the Comets
462 I Will Always Love You Whitney Houston
461 Saturday in the Park Chicago
460 Don't Stop Believin Journey
459 In the Midnight Hour Wilson Pickett
458 Let's Groove Earth, Wind and Fire
457 Africa Toto
456 Very Loud Shout Out Louds
455 My Body Young the Giant
454 Chocolate The 1975
453 God Only Knows The Beach Boys
452 Do You Believe in Magic The Lovin' Spoonful
451 Beth KISS
450 Piece of My Heart Big Brother & Holding Company
449 All Apologies Nirvana
448 The Tracks of My Tears Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
447 You Can't Hurry Love The Supremes
446 The Times They Are a Changin' Bob Dylan
445 Creep Radiohead
444 Drops of Jupiter Train
443 Tired of Being Alone Al Green
442 Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
441 96 Tears ? And the Mysterians
440 We Gotta Get Outta This Place The Animals
439 Dancing in the Dark Bruce Springsteen
438 Girls Just Want to Have Fun Cyndi Lauper
437 Sunday Bloody Sunday U2
436 How Soon Is Now? The Smiths
435 Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
434 Loser Beck
433 I Feel Fine The Beatles
432 Leaving on a Jet Plane Peter, Paul, and Mary
431 I Just Want to Be Your Everything Andy Gibb
430 Get Together The Youngbloods
429 Monday Morning Fleetwood Mac
428 April Come She Will Simon & Garfunkel
427 Flowers Never Bend with the Rainfall Simon & Garfunkel
426 Ticket to Ride The Beatles
425 America Simon & Garfunkel
424 The End The Beatles
423 Black Mountain Side Led Zeppelin
422 Long Train Running The Doobie Brothers
421 Pleasant Valley Sunday The Monkees
420 Superstar The Carpenters
419 The Wind Cat Stevens
418 From Me to You Janis Ian
417 I Want to Hold Your Hand The Beatles
416 Daydream Believer The Monkees
415 Love You To The Beatles
414 Mother Pink Floyd
413 Time Pink Floyd
412 If I Needed Someone The Beatles
411 For No One The Beatles
410 Night Flight Led Zeppelin
409 We've Got Tonight Bob Seger
408 Cherry, Cherry Neil Diamond
407 The Guitar Man Bread
406 Come On Over Olivia Newton-John
405 Snowbird Anne Murray
404 Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth) George Harrison
403 Here Is No Why Smashing Pumpkins
402 I Can't Help Myself The Four Tops
401 Good-bye Yellow Brick Road Elton John
400 Daniel Elton John
399 Fantasy Mariah Carey
398 Rise Herb Alpert
397 Solitary Man Neil Diamond
396 If I Fell The Beatles
395 Seven Bridges Road (Live) The Eagles
394 It Doesn't Matter Anymore Linda Ronstadt
393 Fool to Cry The Rolling Stones
392 Black Is Black Los Bravos
391 Lightning Crashes Live
390 Space Age Love Song A Flock of Seagulls
389 Ramble On Led Zeppelin
388 Lay Lady Lay Bob Dylan
387 It Was a Very Good Year Frank Sinatra
386 Hang on Sloopy The McCoys
385 Woman John Lennon
384 All I Want Is You U2
383 I've Got a Feeling The Beatles
382 Ballad of Easy Rider The Byrds
381 It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock and Roll) AC/DC
380 Hey Hey What Can I Do? Led Zeppelin
379 Leather and Lace Stevie Nicks and Don Henley
378 For Your Eyes Only Sheena Easton
377 Summertime The Sundays
376 TV Theme Song The Dandy Warhols
375 My Sweet Lord George Harrison
374 Desperado The Eagles
373 Gloria Them
372 The Winner Takes It All ABBA
371 Superman R.E.M.
370 Notion Kings of Leon
369 Light My Fire The Doors
368 Landslide Fleetwood Mac
367 Space Oddity David Bowie
366 Brass in Pockets The Pretenders
365 Dust in the Wind Kansas
364 You Make Me Feel Brand New The Stylistics
363 Cherub Rock Smashing Pumpkins
362 Don't Drink the Water Dave Matthews Band
361 Diamond Smiles The Boomtown Rats
360 Don't Change INXS
359 Space Between Dave Matthews Band
358 Wild Thing The Troggs
357 Sometime around Midnight Airborne Toxic Event
356 Chocolate Snow Patrol
355 Don't Wait Dashboard Confessional
354 Hello Martin Solveig
353 You've Got a Friend James Taylor
352 What a Fool Believes The Doobie Brothers
351 Don't You Want Me Human League
350 In Between Days The Cure
349 Here's Where the Story Ends The Sundays
348 Nuclear Ryan Adams
347 Gravity Embrace
346 Your Ex-Lover Is Dead Stars
345 Whirring The Joy Formidable
344 Love Me Tender Elvis Presley
343 Can't Help Falling in Love Elvis Presley
342 Thank You (Fallentinme Be Mice Elf Again) Sly & the Family Stone
341 Patience Guns and Roses
340 Why? Annie Lennox
339 Yellow Coldplay
338 Old Man Neil Young
337 Ziggy Stardust David Bowie
336 My Girl The Temptations
335 Wild Horses The Rolling Stones
334 Tears in Heaven Eric Clapton
333 The Book of Love The Monotones
332 Plush Stone Temple Pilots
331 Nothing Compares to You Sinead O'Connor
330 Bitter Sweet Symphony The Verve
329 House of the Rising Sun The Animals
328 Blowin in the Wind Bob Dylan
327 Seven Nation Army The White Stripes
326 I Walk the Line Johnny Cash
325 You Should Be Dancing The Bee Gees
324 You Don't Bring Me Flowers Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond
323 Never Going Back Again Fleetwood Mac
322 Sail On Lionel Richie
321 Happiness Is a Warm Gun The Beatles
320 Mother Nature's Son The Beatles
319 Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey The Beatles
318 Time in a Bottle Jim Croce
317 Islands in the Stream Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
316 Eclipse John Denver
315 It's Up to You John Denver
314 Last Train to Clarksville The Monkees
313 Dreams Fleetwood Mac
312 Family Affair Sly & the Family Stone
311 Le Freak Chic
310 You Were on My Mind We Five
309 Love Is Alive Gary Wright
308 Danny's Song Anne Murray
307 Everywhere Fleetwood Mac
306 Dumpweed blink 182
305 Ain't Too Proud to Beg The Temptations
304 Bette Davis Eyes Kim Carnes
303 Over My Head Fleetwood Mac
302 Red Hill Mining Town U2
301 I Should Have Known Better The Beatles
300 One Tree Hill U2
299 I Can't Hardly Wait The Replacements
298 Ruby Tuesday The Rolling Stones
297 Eve of Destruction Barry McGuire
296 Rosanna Toto
295 The Way We Were Barbra Streisand
294 (They Long to Be) Close to You The Carpenters
293 You're Still the One Shania Twain
292 Runnin' with the Devil Van Halen
291 Black Magic Woman Santana
290 Drive The Cars
289 The Flame Cheap Trick
288 True Colors Cyndi Lauper
287 Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do) Christopher Cross
286 Love Is a Stranger The Eurythmics
285 Life in a Northern Town Dream Academy
284 I Miss You blink 182
283 The Blower's Daughter Damien Rice
282 I Got You Babe Sonny & Cher
281 Me and Bobby McGee Janis Joplin
280 Let's Get It On Marvin Gaye
279 You're So Vain Carly Simon
278 Another One Bites the Dust Queen
277 What a Wonderful World Louis Armstrong
276 Ventura Highway America
275 Crazy Love Poco
274 The Sweetest Thing U2
273 My Name Is Jonas Weezer
272 Simple Math Manchester Orchestra
271 Listen to the Music The Doobie Brothers
270 Rocket Man Elton John
269 We've Only Just Begun The Carpenters
268 Summer in the City The Lovin' Spoonful
267 The Leader of the Pack Shangri-Las
266 Send in the Clowns Judy Collins
265 We Belong Pat Benatar
264 Come Away with Me Norah Jones
263 Fans Kings of Leon
262 (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction The Rolling Stones
261 Faith George Michael
260 Who'll Stop the Rain Creedence Clearwater Revival
259 The Spirit of the Radio Rush
258 Silent Sigh Badly Drawn Boy
257 Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
256 With or without You U2
255 Mr. Tambourine Man The Byrds
254 Jack and Diane John Cougar Mellencamp
253 I Want to Know What Love Is Foreigner
252 Son of a Preacher Man Dusty Springfield
251 No More "I Love You"s Annie Lennox
250 My Hero The Foo Fighters
249 I Can't Stop Loving You Ray Charles
248 Fortunate Son Creedence Clearwater Revival
247 Walk on By Dionne Warwick
246 Midnight Train to Georgia Gladys Knight & the Pips
245 Louie, Louie The Kingsmen
244 Tiny Dancer Elton John
243 My Generation The Who
242 Spanish Harlem Ben E. King
241 We Will Rock You Queen
240 Jeremy Pearl Jam
239 Wonderwall Oasis
238 White Rabbit Jefferson Airplane
237 Oh, Pretty Woman Roy Orbison
236 All Along the Watchtower Jimi Hendrix
235 Imagine John Lennon
234 Beat It Michael Jackson
233 Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana
232 Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head B.J. Thomas
231 Turn! Turn! Turn! The Byrds
230 Revolution The Beatles
229 Total Eclipse of the Heart Bonnie Tyler
228 Long, Long, Long The Beatles
227 I'm So Tired The Beatles
226 A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You The Monkees
225 Song Sung Blue Neil Diamond
224 Endless Love Diana Ross and Lionel Richie
223 Changes Olivia Newton-John
222 Love Alive Heart
221 Baby You're a Rich Man The Beatles
220 Tequila Sunrise The Eagles
219 She's a Woman The Beatles
218 We're All Alone Rita Coolidge
217 Laughter in the Rain Neil Sedaka
216 The Dead Next Door Billy Idol
215 Circle Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians
214 Shades of Gray The Monkees
213 That's the Way Led Zeppelin
212 The Beatiful Ones Prince
211 While My Guitar Gently Weeps The Beatles
210 Dazed and Confused Led Zeppelin
209 Cracklin' Rosie Neil Diamond
208 I Honestly Love You Olivia Newton-John
207 Love Theme (Romeo and Juliet) Henry Mancini
206 Kiss You All Over Exile
205 Here Comes My Baby Cat Stevens
204 Dog and the Butterfly Heart
203 Society's Child Janis Ian
202 It's All Too Much The Beatles
201 Given to Fly Pearl Jam
200 Be My Baby The Ronettes
199 Comfortably Numb Pink Floyd
198 American Girl Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
197 Rocky Mountain High John Denver
196 You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine Lou Rawls
195 Nobody Does It Better Carly Simon
194 Don't Leave Me This Way Thelma Houston
193 Bad (Live) U2
192 The Promise When in Rome
191 Take a Picture Filter
190 I Heard It through the Grapevine Marvin Gaye
189 Strawberry Fields Forever The Beatles
188 If You Leave Me Now Chicago
187 Just My Imagination The Temptations
186 Killing Me Softly with His Song Roberta Flack
185 Ode to Billy Joe Bobbie Gentry
184 Whisper to a Scream Icycle Works
183 High 'n' Dry Radiohead
182 Another Brick in the Wall, part 2 Pink Floyd
181 Whiter Shade of Pale Procul Harum
180 Hound Dog Elvis Presley
179 Don't Do Me Like That Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
178 Southern Cross Crosby, Stills & Nash
177 Semi-Charmed Life Third Eye Blind
176 Respect Aretha Franklin
175 Paint It Black The Rolling Stones
174 Bad Moon Rising Creedence Clearwater Revival
173 Purple Rain Prince
172 Love Song Tesla
171 Maggie May Rod Stewart
170 California Dreamin' The Mamas and the Papas
169 Like a Rolling Stone Bob Dylan
168 I Want You Back The Jackson 5
167 I Fought the Law The Bobby Fuller Four
166 Hey Ya! Outkast
165 Hotel California The Eagles
164 Mack the Knife Bobby Darin
163 Just Like Heaven The Cure
162 Purple Haze Jimi Hendrix
161 Kathy's Song Simon & Garfunkel
160 New Kid in Town The Eagles
159 Night Fever The Bee Gees
158 What Is and What Should Never Be Led Zeppelin
157 Please Please Me The Beatles
156 Love Is Strange Mickey and Sylvia
155 The Battle of Evermore Led Zeppelin
154 Badge Cream
153 Sugar Mountain Neil Young
152 Tales of Brave Ullyses Cream
151 Summer Song Chad and Jeremy
150 Another Day Wings
149 Mr. Bojangles Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
148 Mule Skinner Blues The Fendermen
147 Coming Up Close 'til Tuesday
146 I Can't Tell You Why The Eagles
145 Annie's Song John Denver
144 It Might Be You Stephen Bishop
143 That Was Another Country The Innocence Mission
142 Everything I Own Bread
141 Just Remember I Love You Firefall
140 The Rose Bette Midler
139 Mrs. Robinson Simon & Garfunkel
138 Crimson and Clover Tommy James
137 I Love Rock 'n' Roll Joan Jett
136 Rain The Beatles
135 The Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin
134 Mayonaise Smashing Pumpkins
133 The End The Doors
132 Nights in White Satin The Moody Blues
131 Keep on Lovin' You REO Speedwagon
130 Lazy Eye Silversun Pickups
129 Simple Song The Shins
128 Georgia on My Mind Ray Charles
127 She Sells Sanctuary The Cult
126 Fix You Coldplay
125 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' The Righteous Brothers
124 When Doves Cry Prince
123 More Than a Feeling Boston
122 What's Going On Marvin Gaye
121 Band on the Run Wings
120 Blue The Jayhawks
119 Jump Van Halen
118 Kiss Prince
117 Time to Pretend MGMT
116 Fake Plastic Trees Radiohead
115 Every Breath You Take The Police
114 Kashmir Led Zeppelin
113 Fast Car Tracy Chapman
112 Ain't No Sunshine Bill Withers
111 If I Can't Have You Yvonne Elliman
110 Babe I'm Gonna Leave You Led Zeppelin
109 Don't Let Me Down The Beatles
108 Thank You Led Zeppelin
107 For All We Know The Carpenters
106 Evergreen Barbra Streisand
105 When the Levee Breaks Led Zeppelin
104 I Just Fall in Love Again Anne Murray
103 Only the Lonely The Motels
102 Homeward Bound Simon & Garfunkel
101 You Didn't Have to Be So Nice The Lovin' Spoonful
100 You Needed Me Anne Murray
99 Open Arms Journey
98 Just the Way You Are Billy Joel
97 Time After Time Cyndi Lauper
96 Time Has Come Today The Chambers Brothers
95 Anchorage Michelle Shocked
94 Kiss Me Sixpence None the Richer
93 Dakota Stereophonics
92 Honky Tonk Woman The Rolling Stones
91 Theme from "A Summer's Place" Percy Faith Orchestra
90 Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough Michael Jackson
89 1979 Smashing Pumpkins
88 1901 Phoenix
87 Your Song Elton John
86 Dream On Aerosmith
85 Monday, Monday The Mamas and Papas
84 Wish You Were Here Pink Floyd
83 Chasing Cars Snow Patrol
82 Heart of Gold Neil Young
81 Superstition Stevie Wonder
80 Baba O'Reilly The Who
79 One U2
78 To Sir with Love Lulu
77 Helplessly Hoping Crosby, Stills & Nash
76 Bookends Simon & Garfunkel
75 For Emily, Wherever I May Find Her Simon & Garfunkel
74 Your Time Is Gonna Come Led Zeppelin
73 When I Need You Leo Sayer
72 Wasn't Born to Follow The Byrds
71 The Dangling Conversation Simon & Garfunkel
70 Can't Find My Way Home Blind Faith
69 Angel of the Morning Juice Newton
68 Let It Be The Beatles
67 Street Fighting Man The Rolling Stones
66 Smoke Gets in Your Eyes The Platters
65 Life of Illusion Joe Walsh
64 All Out of Love Air Supply
63 How Deep Is Your Love The Bee Gees
62 Bring on the Dancing Horses Echo & the Bunnymen
61 It's Too Late Carole King
60 He's a Rebel The Crystals
59 Watchin' the Wheels John Lennon
58 Faithfully Journey
57 At Seventeen Janis Ian
56 Pictures of You The Cure
55 Dear Mr. Fantasy Traffic
54 Sympathy for the Devil The Rolling Stones
53 Unchained Melody The Righteous Brothers
52 Both Sides Now Joni Mitchell
51 In Your Eyes Peter Gabriel
50 One Metallica
49 Stand by Me Ben E. King
48 Good Times, Bad Times Led Zeppelin
47 Sloop John B The Beach Boys
46 Lyin' Eyes The Eagles
45 Midnight Blue Melissa Manchester
44 Muzzle Smashing Pumpkins
43 Gentle on My Mind Glen Campbell
42 Here Comes the Sun The Beatles
41 Norweigen Wood The Beatles
40 Hello, It's Me Todd Rundgren
39 Hey Jude The Beatles
38 Stayin' Alive The Bee Gees
37 Whole Lotta Love Led Zeppelin
36 The Sound of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
35 For What It's Worth Buffalo Springfield
34 Sweet Child O' Mine Guns & Roses
33 Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
32 Welcome to the Jungle Guns & Roses
31 Ray of Light Madonna
30 Still The Commodores
29 Songbird Fleetwood Mac
28 Going to California Led Zeppelin
27 I'm a Believer The Monkees
26 Anticipation Carly Simon
25 Then He Kissed Me The Crystals
24 The Boxer Simon & Garfunkel
23 Wichita Lineman Glen Campbell
22 Suspicious Minds Elvis Presley
21 Let's Stay Together Al Green
20 Billie Jean Michael Jackson
19 Get Off of My Cloud The Rolling Stones
18 A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall Bob Dylan
17 Yesterday The Beatles
16 The Only Living Boy in New York Simon & Garfunkel
15 So Far Away Carole King
14 A Day in the Life The Beatles
13 Suite: Judy Blue Eyes Crosby, Stills & Nash
12 Make It with You Bread
11 Bridge over Troubled Water Simon & Garfunkel
10 Dancing Queen ABBA
9 Gimme Shelter The Rolling Stones
8 In My Life The Beatles
7 Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay Otis Redding
6 Dear Prudence The Beatles
5 Fire and Rain James Taylor
4 Everyday People Sly & the Family Stone
3 Everybody's Talkin' Harry Nillson
2 Something The Beatles
1 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face Roberta Flack

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

A Vikings' Fan's Thoughts on the Eve of the 2015 NFL Draft

As a Vikings fan, I have been paying somewhat close attention to the build-up to the NFL draft. Here are a few thoughts about what the Vikings might do in the first round:

The Vikings would like to trade down from the 11th pick. Rick Speilman said this at a news conference the other day. Trading down is a little more difficult than one might think. More teams would like to trade down than trade up, and you need to be in a position where talented, desired players are still available. It may be that they will have no trade partners and have to pick at that position. But I do think if one of the top three WR prospects is available at 11, the Vikings have a decent chance of trading down.

Now, for the Vikings, I don't think trading down is just for the sake of trading down; there is a purpose to it. This might seem like a totally obvious statement—of course there is a purpose, the purpose is to collect more picks. Certainly, that is part of it. But I think the Vikings are trading down to a particular position so that they can draft a particular player. I think they are looking to get somewhere around pick 17–21 and, if they successfully trade to one of those picks, they will draft Shaq Thompson from Washington. This is the sense I get from reading many articles about who the Vikings have visited with and the prospects they have had come in.

The reason I think they like Shaq Thompson is that I think they see him as a player a bit like Kam Chancellor—a guy too big for a safety, but too small for a linebacker. But in the right defense, a player who can be dominating. I think if they draft Thompson, they will play him at strong safety. Another "tell" for picking Thompson was the free-agent signing of Taylor Mays. Mays is a similarly sized guy—too big for a safety, but too small for a linebacker—so here is a free agent who can be a perfect backup to the position they have in mind for Thompson. In the future NFL, teams are going to be looking for defenders who can stay with the new breed of faster, taller tight ends. And those players are going to be these tweeners like Chancellor and Thompson.

My other thought is that Chancellor is successful in the Seattle defense because the rest of the defense is so good. If Chancellor played on a poor defense, he would be a lot less successful. I think that Zimmer thinks highly enough of his defense to think that playing Thompson at safety will not be a liability, but an asset.

Friday, February 6, 2015

The Times Are Changing

Exchange Magazine is one of the child care industry magazines. Since our company publishes books for people who work in child care, I subscribe to the e-mail that Exchange sends out each day. It starts with a quote, and then has a little news item and some ads for books. The e-mail that came out on Martin Luther King Jr. Day brought to mind something that I have mused on over the past few years: that ideas that used to be considered liberal are now championed by conservatives. Also, some of the quotes, song lyrics, and movies that were considered liberal 40 years ago are now more likely to be thought of as insightful by conservatives.

The Exchange e-mail contained these quotes by MLK on leadership:

“The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.”
“The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people, but the silence over that by the good people.”
“Never, never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way.”

If we think about conservative issues like the battles against Islamofascism, environmentalism, and statism, it's not difficult to see that MLK would blanch at the political correctness that curbs debate and inquiry into these challenges to liberty. Seen in this way, a conservative can more appropriately quote these sentences from MLK than a liberal could.

I've noticed the same thing with many protest songs from the late 1960s and early 1970s. Two such songs that are played on classic rock stations that come to mind immediately are "Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band and "Two Hangmen" by Mason Proffit.

Here's the chorus from "Signs"

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

An anthem for the hyper-regulatory state.

The lyrics for "Two Hangmen" work just as well for a conservative as they do for a liberal in today's world, especially with many of the current social issues like gay marriage.

As I rode into Tombstone on my horse, his name was Mack I saw what I'll relate to you, going on behind my back It seems the folks were up-in-arms, a man now had to die For believing things that didn't fit, the laws they'd set aside The mans name was "I'm a Freak". the best that could see He was the executioner, a hangman just like me I geuss he'd seen loopholes from working with his rope He'd hung the wrong man many times, so now he turned to hope He talked to all the people from his scaffold in the square He told them of the things he found, but they didn't seem to care He said the laws were obsolete, a change they should demand But the people only walked away, he couldn't understand The marshals name was "Uncle Sam", he said he'd right this wrong He'd make the hangman shut his mouth, if it took him all day long He finally arrested Freak, and then he sent for me To hang a fellow hangman, from a fellow hangmans tree It didn't take them long to try him in their court of law He was guilty then of "Thinking", a crime much worse than all They sentenced him to die, so his seed of thought can't spread And infect the little children, that's what the law had said So the hangin' day came 'round, and he walked up to the noose I pulled the lever, but before he fell I cut him lose They called it a conspiracy, and that I had to die So to close our mouths and kill our minds, they hung us side-by-side

Monday, January 19, 2015

When to Blaspheme

Over the years, I have thought about the space where the right to free speech intersects with not giving offense to a person's religion. It's not always clear when the person exercising the right of free speech is completely in the right. In the immediate aftermath of the killing of the Charlie Hebdo editors, Ross Douthat of the New York Times wrote a masterpiece of an op-ed that I think considers this difficult tension--he basically endorses blasphemy when the threat of physical violence is offered as the price to pay for free speech.